Rick Nash (Come Back to C-Bus)

Come back to C-bus!

The Columbus Blue Jackets play tonight against the Detroit Red Wongs in the shortened lockout season of the NHL and there is definitely one thing missing, Rick Nash.  Even the Nash haters out there have to be thinking of begging for forgiveness after a 2-5-1 start which places them 14 out of 15 in the Western Conference.  They could be dead last but Calgary (the last place team) has played only 5 games, and the Blue Jackets have played 8.  So, with all this losing going on, we decided we needed to write a song to get Rick Nash to come back to Columbus.

Now since, we do not play any instruments or have any musical talent whatsoever we are going to put up the original video for the song.  Once you watch the video, you will get an idea of how the song goes and we will put the new lyrics under the video.  The song which was originally done by a band called Bowling for Soup, and their song is called Ohio (Come Back To Texas).  It is a sarcastically written song about how a girl left Texas for Ohio, not sure what kind of women would do that but oh well.  So, here is the video for Ohio (Come Back To Texas) by Bowling for Soup.

Now you have an idea how the song goes...here are the lyrics for:

Rick Nash (Come Back to C-Bus)

The Lox - Wildout!!!

He said he need a break
A little time to think
But then he became a Ranger
Our team is in danger
The season's a wash
There's nothing wrong with New York
Except the yanks in the Bronx
I really like rap music
And I'd love to see
A tour with the Lox (wildout!)

So when your done
checking whatever
and when your through
5 holing whoever
You know Franklin County
Will be right here waiting for you

Nash scores the game winner against Calgary!

Come back to C-Bus
It's just not the same
Since you went away
Before you lose the Jackets
And forget all about
The Buckeye state
There's a seat for you in the penalty box
and I've got every shoot out saved
Now the first line sucks
But we love em here anyway

I think Howson made a mistake
It's not that easy to take
Nash's trade, a shocker
Then he cleaned out his locker
Guess I'll sit here and wait

LEEEEOOOO!!!

For Nash to come back home
(I wish he'd come back home)
It's shouldn't take very long
(so long, so long)
I bet he misses the cannon
And Leo's anthems
But I could be wrong

So when your done
Checking whatever
And when you're through
5 holing whoever
You know Franklin County
Will be right here waiting for you

Come back to C-Bus

Even Brutus wants you back!

It's just not the same
Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Buckeye state
There's a seat for you in the penalty box
and I've got every shootout saved
Now the first line sucks
But we love em here anyway

Stinger wants you back
Urban Meyer wants you back
Nationwide wants you back
And the Clippers want you back
Brutus wants you back
And Express wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
and the whole city's gonna sign!

Wooooo Whooooo!

Come back to C-Bus
It's just not the same
Since you went away
Before you lose the Jackets
And forget all about
The Buckeye state
There's a seat for you in the penalty box
and I've got every shoot out saved

Come back to C-Bus
It's just not the same
Since you went away
Before you lose the Jackets
And forget all about
The Buckeye state
There's a seat for you in the penalty box

Suck it! Red Wongs! Nash Scores!

And I've got every shoot out saved
Now the first line sucks
But we love em here anyway

Now the first line sucks
But we love em here anyway

Now the first line sucks
But we love em here anyway, yeah!

Nash shoot, he scores!